CONTACT
Barry would rather you didn't. Tom would love to hear from you. Pick whichever of these fits, and your email will open with the subject filled in.
REPORT A BUG
Found Barry walking through a wall, a character floating in mid-air, or a puzzle that won't solve? Tell me where you were, what you clicked, and what happened. A screenshot helps more than you'd think.
Report a bug
FEEDBACK
Laughed? Got stuck? Died somewhere that felt too unfair, even for a Sierra game? Everything helps, especially the bits you didn't like.
Send feedback
IDEAS FOR NEW STORIES
Barry has spent twenty years avoiding things. There are plenty more he could avoid. If you've a workplace, a disaster or a cup of tea he should be chasing next, I'd like to hear it.
Pitch a story
ANYTHING ELSE
Press, podcasts, schools, or just to say you once worked with a Barry. Everyone has worked with a Barry. Some people are a Barry.
Say hello
FILM AND TELEVISION RIGHTS
It has everything Hollywood wants: a reluctant hero, a sinister AI, a fire alarm, a heist, two thousand extras, and a third act that hinges entirely on a kettle.
Studios, streamers and anyone with a very large budget are invited to discuss the rights. Barry has asked for script approval, a trailer with a kettle in it, and to be played by someone who looks like they would rather not be there.
Serious offers will be taken seriously. Other offers will be taken anyway.
Discuss the rightsBarry would like it noted that he has not been consulted, and would prefer not to be.