Barry Pratt in: Nothing to Report. Barry peers round his office door, mug of tea in hand.

Free. In your browser. Best on a laptop or desktop, with a mouse.

THE GAME

Barry Pratt has spent twenty years in a room the company forgot it owned. His system: be where nobody looks, doing what nobody checks.

Then the company installs an AI that monitors, supports and nudges. It finds Barry. It decides he is exceptional.

Now he has an office, a PA, a keynote to give to two thousand people, and no idea how to get back to doing nothing.

A comedy adventure in the spirit of the old point-and-click games. Look at everything. Pick up anything. Die often, and unfairly.

WHAT TO EXPECT

  • A prologue and three acts
  • Point and click, or type commands
  • Saves itself as you go, in your browser
  • No downloads, no sign-up, no adverts
  • A great many ways to fail, all of them Barry's fault
  • One cup of tea, eventually
The game is free, and always will be. If it made you laugh, you could buy Barry a cup of tea. He spends the whole game trying to get one.
BUY BARRY A TEA · £3

CREDITS

Written and directed by
Tom Wood
Built with
Claude
Artwork generated with
ChatGPT
Published by
Addoli Ltd